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Frank and explicit--that is the right line to take when you wish to conceal
your own mind and confuse the minds of others.
-- Benjamin Disraeli
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Look before you leap.
-- Samuel Butler
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But at least one must be lived ... and died.
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You'll find radical Berkelium in sunny Californium.
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You've been leading a dog's life. Stay off the furniture.
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Lisa: If you testify, Skinner will know you skipped school. Well, if
Freddy Quimby didn't do it, I'm sure he'll be found innocent by a
fair and impartial jury.
[after school]
Homer: Aw, jury duty? I'll see that Quimby kid hanged for this!
Bart: Oh...
Lisa: {I _knew_ it was a bad idea to watch him open the mail.}
-- Fair and impartial both, "The Boy Who Knew Too Much"
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RDI: Rewind Disk Immediate
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Once made equal to man, woman becomes his superior.
-- Socrates
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Wretched woman to both assault my genetailia and deny me the chance to
lie about it later! (You know, that is one whopper of an
out-of-context quote.)
-- Mike Shapiro.
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The only thing that ought to be virgin are forests.
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So many heads so many wits.
-- John Heywood (c. 1565)
-- Proverbes, Part i, Chap. iii
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There are certain things men must do to remain men.
-- Kirk, "The Ultimate Computer", stardate 4929.4
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No matter where you go....I'll HUNT you down!!!
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Usenet: it's not an obsession--it's just something I
have to do ALL the time.
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Peculiar. It doesn't smell at all unusual.
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