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MTI: Make Tape Invalid
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Has anyone had problems with the computer accounts?
Yes, I don't have one.
Okay, you can send mail to one of the tutors ...
-- E. D'Azevedo, Computer Science 372
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Twinkies have a half-life, but Velveeta is eternal!
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How you look depends on where you go.
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Down-Nesting:
The tendency of parents to move to small, guest-room-free
houses after children have moved away so as to avoid children aged 20
to 30 who boomeranged home.
-- Douglas Coupland, Generation X
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In a hierarchy every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence ...
in time every post tends to be occupied by an employee who is incompetent
to carry out its duties ... Work is accomplished by those employees who
have not yet reached their level of incompetence.
-- Dr. Laurence J. Peter, "The Peter Principle"
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Any father who thinks he's all important should remind himself that
this country honors fathers only one day a year while pickles get a
whole week.
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Mr. Miyagi was right. Karate was not a Japanese or Chinese invention. This form
of self-defense began in Okinawa. Ironically, karate was originally used to
fight the Japanese.
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A husband should not insult his wife publicly, at parties. He should insult
her in the privacy of the home.
-- James Thurber
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Every bug you find is the last one.
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Newsman: Simpson scandal update: Homer sleeps nude in an oxygen tent
which he believes gives him sexual powers.
Homer: Hey -- that's a half-truth!
{[changes channels to Sally Jesse Raphael]}
Woman: {[weeping] I don't know Homer Simpson, I -- I never met Homer
Simpson or had any contact with him, but -- [cries
uncontrollably] -- I'm sorry, I can't go on.}
Sally: {That's OK: your tears say more than real evidence _ever_
could.}
-- "Homer Bad Man"
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"Thank heaven for startups; without them we'd never have any advances."
-- Seymour Cray
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Men know that if a woman had to choose between catching a fly ball and
saving an infant's life, she would probably save the infant's life, without
even considering whether there were men on base.
-- Dave Barry
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One of the curious effects of a bad hangover is that
you think you're wrong whether you are or not.
Not wrong in particulars,
but wrong in general, wrong about everything.
-- Jim Harrison
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Should I incapacitate him, Commander?
-- Worf, "The Survivors", stardate 43152.4
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